Football transfer rumours: Wolves’ Steven Fletcher to Sunderland?
Good news for Aldershot Town’s Tibetan Buddhist fanbase, readers. The Sun tells us that His Holiness the Dalai Lama will give a talk at the EBB Stadium in June before blessing the pitch. “Margaret Thatcher visited our club once,” said a club spokesman, naming another figure who brought joy and serenity to millions, “but we’ve never burlington coat factory canada goose coat had a head of state like this. I will ask him to bless the pitch and give us divine assistance buy canada goose jacket online cheap for next season.” It’s a move welcomed can you pick the most expensive canada goose parka by the sages in the comments below the story: “Is this what it has come to? How desperate has this club become that they have to turn to VOODOO…… What’s next?… Human and animal sacrifices…… It’s FOOTBALL for goodness sake … It’s a GAME…..,” roars Harryboy50 who, the Mill is guessing, may not have canada goose coat 1000 bulbs lamps read the bit about the Dalai Lama being a pacifist vegetarian.
While the Dalai Lama tells us to ignore the temptations of flesh canada goose outlet, the Mirror reckons Martin O’Neill can you wash canada goose jacket can’t ignore the temptations of Fletch and will stump best canada goose coat for women up £7m for the Wolves striker Steven Fletcher when buy canada goose jacket online cheap Terry Connor’s men fall through the relegation trapdoor.
The Colombia striker Jackson Martínez – and by the sounds of it, no one else best canada goose coat for women – reckons Liverpool and Porto have the severe hots for him. “I am canada goose coat 1000 bulbs garland not in any advanced negotiations with Liverpool or Porto but I know they are personally interested,” he says in Colombian newspaper Nuevo Estadio. Only he says it in Spanish. “I have not spoken to anyone and that goes for my club and my agent.”
Bolton aim to improve their chances of survival by sacrificing 1,000 goats to Ba’al. For goodness sake … It’s a GAME….. and besides everyone knows that Ba’al is a Wigan fan.
The Sun says that once Harry Redknapp does one to the FA, Spurs will make Swansea’s Brendan Rodgers their new manager. Staying in London, Fulham loanee Pavel Pogrebnyak is staying in London. “Myself, the manager and the directors are in agreement about my future. I have bought somewhere to live. José Mourinho lived there before,” says Pogrebnyak. “I just need to remove the 834 statues of him around the place before I get really comfy,” he didn’t add.
Manchester City aim to secure the title by sacrificing 10,000 slaves to Aztec midfield battler and occasional rain god Tlaloc. It’s a GAME lads and besides United are unlikely to slip up twice in the run-in. Barring sudden downpours that put their entire first-team out of action.
And finally, Wigan, Cardiff and Ipswich fancy a bit of Stoke’s Ricardo Fuller; QPR will snap up Wolves keeper Wayne Hennessey; best place to buy a canada goose jacket and Reading would like to get to know Kieran Richardson better.
